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WordPress Attracts Gorgeous Women

September 17, 2005
by Ryan Boren

Matt and I are undeniably sexy cuts of Texas prime, but it is WordPress that gives us that extra mojo.

Check out what WordPress did for Matt.

And see what it did for me.

Ryan and the Fantastic Four

That’s four gorgeous women from four different countries. The appeal of WordPress crosses cultures.

Can you get results like these with WordPress? Find out.

33 Comments
  1. September 17, 2005 4:03 pm

    what a stud :)

  2. September 17, 2005 6:04 pm

    I started a wordpress blog a little over a year ago. Because of WordPress, I have a hard time keeping the ladies off me. It also helped me lower my cholesterol by 20%.

    http://www.bluedamage.com/2004/12/30/blogger-pissed-still-no-girlfriend/
    :)

  3. September 18, 2005 12:30 am

    Hey, we have the same layout! I like it and I put my own logo on top to make it look unique. What do you think?

    You deserve the women for WordPress. I deserve the women for my Taxi program.

  4. September 18, 2005 12:50 am

    One must ask, just how much did Matt pay his classmates to swoon over him for the photo shoot?

    ;p

  5. September 18, 2005 3:37 am

    Alistair, he probably just dedicated a couple of new features of wp 5.3.372. version for them, free of charge.

  6. September 18, 2005 5:42 am

    I use TWO wordpresses!!! And you know how many fine ladies flock to me? None!

    FALSE ADVERTISING!!!!!!

  7. September 18, 2005 7:25 am

    Allstair: When you find out, can I get a per-shot price just for the hot one that was on his lap most of the time? You can keep the others…

  8. September 18, 2005 10:57 am

    It’s true women love WordPress, it is, after all, best of breed! What studs. It’s only natural that it’s authors get all the attention Jay!

    Not that i’m complaining at all about what I get on one of my Presses… :D

  9. September 18, 2005 2:36 pm

    Yup, it worked for me! http://russ.innereyes.com/2005/07/as-always-come-sempre/ :D

  10. September 18, 2005 2:56 pm

    I see an advertising campaign coming.

  11. September 18, 2005 6:23 pm

    Funny, all WordPress did for me was increase the gas mileage of my car 15 percent.

  12. September 18, 2005 6:31 pm

    “I started a wordpress blog a little over a year ago. Because of WordPress, I have a hard time keeping the ladies off me. It also helped me lower my cholesterol by 20%.”

    ….but it won’t save you 15% or more on car insurance.

  13. September 19, 2005 3:43 am

    the one in the burgandy top is my favorite, you can see one of the reasons why :)

  14. September 19, 2005 6:51 am

    The picture, combined with the phrase “extra mojo”, left me giggling for three full minutes. And I’m a chick, man. I can’t explain it.

  15. September 19, 2005 9:21 am

    Yep, WordPress and Mac OS X work for me. Pure aphrodesiac when combined. The ladies don’t even flinch when they spot my wedding ring either.

  16. September 19, 2005 2:24 pm

    If your WordPress site isn’t getting you the attention you desire from the ladies, try starting a few more sites. I had a WordPress site for years with no luck, but once I launched a few more WordPress sites, my luck started to change! It can work for you too!

  17. September 19, 2005 9:08 pm

    Pete: You sure that’s not just all the extra cash from the Adsense ads? ;)

  18. September 21, 2005 1:50 am

    :)

  19. September 21, 2005 3:16 pm

    Ok great. But don’t be bringin’ us home any of those viruses, if you know what I mean! LOL =)

  20. December 2, 2005 6:38 am

    :lol:

  21. December 2, 2005 7:23 am

    That comes across as an excellent way to market WordPress!

  22. December 5, 2005 10:11 am

    Here you can see me and a beautiful woman. She is with me only because of my mad WordPress skillz.

    http://jesseberney.com/images/20051031_cambodia/large/IMG_0089.JPG

  23. December 5, 2005 6:34 pm

    I have two WordPresses, how come I have no girls flocking around me? :D

  24. December 5, 2005 8:59 pm

    hahah this is hilarious!

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